Hatchan

Sales Director and Born Leader. One-time motorcycle maintenance guru (no time for the “Zen” part of it) and triple world Tai Chi champion. Staunch eco-warrior and real-ale connoisseur.
Dislikes: poseurs and third-rate Elvis impersonators.
Secret passion: arm-wrestling.

Contact: Salesdirector@tokyonodoko.com

Siena Sheriton

Customer Relations and services. Formerly of the Evel Knievel ‘so-ne’ girls and Miss World hula hoop champion 1992, constantly agitating for the introduction of the ‘Prime Directive’ (like in Star Trek). Dislikes: deception in general and circus clowns in particular. Secret passion: Squirrel training.  

Contact: customerservice@tokyonodoko.com

Aiyumi Aomachi

Aiyumi Aomachi (M.d, PHD, MBA, ISGF) is a professional councilor, medical doctor, psychiatrist, spankologist, and psychic who has ten years experience guiding those in need. She has helped thousand of Tokyoites and is often called upon by the Tokyo metropolitan police heavy handed crimes squad for assistance. Famous for solving the Yamanote eyeless sniffed case she now writes for Tokyonodoko.
Dislikes: Mathamaticians.
Secret passion: Nappy rash.

Contact:aiyumi@tokyonodoko.com

Hypothetical Bob.

Tokyo’s most reclusive astrologer has been studying the stars over Saitama for almost a decade. He takes great care and pride in his craft, subjecting himself and his followers to rigorous all night exercise routines and daytime physical hardship in order to clear his mind of materialistic interference. Dislikes: the smell of western style breakfast cereals (especially the sugar coated variety). Secret passion: Imitating waiting for someone outside the Alto building Shinjuku in the hope of meeting someone interesting

Simon Cotterill

Simon grew up in Birmingham, UK. He has been working in Japan until recently. Now he's studying Japanese. He is also trying to get another short film off the ground. Filmmaking was his first love, and he's trying to rediscover it. He has been wearing a G3 Mac computer for approximately 5 years and 3 months (as of writing).
Dislikes: G3 computers.

M.K

M.K likes; - Meela, Satoru Kissing, Punctuality, iMac,iPod, Sex, Mac, Miss Sixty, Diesel, Striptease , Caffeine,Mojito's, 42 Below , Getting what i want, Never saying goodbye , Tower Records Shibuya , Jack Bauer , Masturbating, Rock n Roll., D&G, Jean Paul Gaultier, Never growing up, Getting butterflies, smiling,Peepshows, Sluts, Interpol, Religious icons, Rosary beads, Cucumbers, Mango chutney, Nip/tuck, Shibuya 109, Matching tattoo's, Art by B*alia Luxa, Skaters, Hanami in Yoyogi, Surfing, Stileto's, Prince William , The Karate Kid, The Beatles, Herbal licorice, Fleamarkets, Garage Sales, Flashdance, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Desperately seeking Susan, Camembert, cranberry, basil pizza , Denim, Epicuren, Converse., Art by Simon Morse, Misery, Illicit, NZ Music, Marmite toast, Show's at Liquid Room, Getting laid, Mirrors , Starting trouble , Mars Volta, New Zealand!, Dogs and cats, tigers and giraffes, Soy milk, Starbucks, NZ Movies, Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, Porn, Myspace, AIM , S targazer lily's. , Always+forever, Harry Potter, Elton John, babydolls, mary-janes, stars, naps, heart shaped boxes and more.

Mark Spenser

Editor in general and current affairs writer. Bronze finalist in the doubles bobsled event, Winter Olympics 1988 and runner up in the Bobsled World Championships Nepal 1989. A committed socialist and revolutionary.  Dislikes: reactionary mumbo jumbo spouted in the name of morality. Secret passion: horse riding.

Contact: editor@tokyonodoko.com

David Jones.

Systems administrator and web master. Formerly an anarcho-syndicalist and member of the IWW/BGF and now living in semi retirement in Tokyo, Japan. Probably the only Australian passport holder to be expelled from Equador for tax evasion. Dislikes: Neo-conservative politics of exclusion and minority group vilification by those too scared to think. Secret passion: mud sliding down the San Augustine escarpment into the Rio Magdalene.

Contact: sysadmin@Tokyonodoko.com